WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE A BLOG

why the fuck do i have a blog? well to be perfectly honest i do not know, i get about 3 visits a week to this fucking page and hardly get any views/comments. i spend time thinking of and writing blog entries every time i upload a youtube video. i could be spending my time with blobby ffs. anyway if you are reading this please visit me in the future. thanks, waistcoatbeerreviews.

ART WORK

i stated in my latest youtube video that i was planning on uploading some of my beer related art work onto this blog. however i am unable to do so as me and blobby had a few friends around the other night and unfortunately blobbys cousin teddy was sick all over my art book. at the time i was very angry and i told blobby to throw him out of the house which he did so, later that night i received a phone call from pinky punky (also a close friend of mine and blobbys) and he told me that teddy had been in a minor car accident and had broken his arm. so blobby and i apologised to him for throwing him out when he was drunk and now we have made up. as part of the apology teddy asked me if he could be in a video of mine in the near future to which i reluctantly agreed.

A SHORT POEM ABOUT BEER

beer beer beer

its not very dear

unless you buy expensive stuff

then it can be considerable more money to purchase

a short poem by darryl appleby, aka waistcoatbeerreviews

FUNNY STORY WHEN I DIDNT GET SERVED

So basically this is the story, it was about a week ago and I wanted 
to do a review on hobgoblin for my channel, so I thought to myself 
where should I buy from localy??! I decided on budgens which is near 
me for the reason that I think I could remember there being a buy 2 
get 1 free offer on some beers. Result I thought to myself so I got 
some money, put on my jacket, told blobby I won't be long and I set of 
on my journey. After about 10 minutes I reached my destination, I 
entred the shop and made my way to the alcohol section. I had a good 
long look at the beers that where on offer probably about 4 minutes of 
looking. In the end I decided to buy a bottle of Newcastle brown, a 
bottle of old speckled hen and of course the hobgoblin. I proceded to 
walk to the nearest counter and waited for my turn (I was actually 
standing behind an old lady who stunk of piss), anyway the old slag 
had finished and it was my turn to get served so I placed my 3 bottles 
on the counter and got out my wallet. The fat ugly bitch behind the 
counter scanned them and then said "are you old enough" to which I 
replied yes I am 19 and I handed over my driving license, the she said 
you have to be 21, then I said no it's 18 to by alcohol , then she 
said no it's 21. This went on for a short while and in the end I 
decided to go and get a member of staff to prove this bitch wrong. I 
found this gentlemen holding a clip board and I explained to him my 
situation, bare in mind this took me ages because he wasn't English 
and he could hardly sleek it, but I was persistant and in the end I 
got my message accross and he verified that you can buy alcohol when 
you are 18. I then led him to the fat cunt that refused to serve me 
and he tried to explain to her that I was right and she was wrong, but 
she still went on and said NO 18for tobbaco and 21 for alcohol, this 
also went on for a minute or so , then the stupid cunt with the 
clipboard who can't speak English handed me the ID and laughed then I 
said I've had enough and left and raised my voice slightly and said 
your fucking wrong. And that's it really , I do plan on going there 
again and making a complaint in the near future. Thanks for reading, 
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BREW DOG 77 LAGER REVIEW

hi and welcome to my first beer review blog entry, this one being a review of the brew dog 77 lager . so lets get started on the lager, at only 4.9% i was really expecting a stronge and full flavour in fact i was thinking id get a more of a mainstream lager. But i was wrong, pouring this into the glass you can see you will be recieving a treat. a very full and dark copper colour to it almost looks a brandy(if you disregard the head and the carbonation) but the colour was similar. intiall taste and smells are that of mainly orange zest very strong actually which makes a slight bitter ness throughout drinking it mainly towards the end, but still drinkable for a NON bitter fan. the beer is given a 4.9% but tastes more of a 5.5% so i wouldnt really recomend it to someone who drinks mid strength lager-even tho it is mid strenght it may just taste that bit to powerfull. all in all i was very impressed with this beer and have since purchased more, goes well with somthing like a chicken salad or even seafood, infact while writing this entry i am enjoying a jacket potato covered with slightly fried prawns, its splended. i would recomend this to any lager fan to try atleast once,check out www.brewdog.com if your intrested. thanks for reading and remember to enter my bottle opener giveaway competition info on the blog, and of course to watch my video review of this beer on youtube video review SUBSCRIBE.

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HI. to celebrate reaching the 10 subscribers or more mark within my first week of youtbe videos (in fact a managed 14 in 7 days!) i will be giving away a very high quality bottle opener. for your chance of winning all you have to do is answer this simply question and leave the answer either on my blog, or send me a comment or message on youtube. SO HERES THE QUESTION! ----- CAN YOU PURCHASE FOSTERS IN GLASS BOTTLES?????
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